Kinda wondering about people these days. Here's a birthday card I got in the mail today.
"Once upon a time there was a princess who was like a size four or something. She could eat and drink whatever she wanted and always stayed really skinny and had flat, firm abs even though she never went to the gym. Every time she tried on jeans, the very first pair fit perfectly and made her butt look amazing. She lived in a great, big beautiful castle with her handsome husband, who was busy all the time buying her giant diamonds, taking her to Hawaii, giving her foot massages, and telling her how beautiful she was. One day, she was eaten by a dragon and no one cared. The End."
hmmm... Taylor Swift's lyrics to "Mean" come to mind here...
"Once upon a time there was a princess who was like a size four or something. She could eat and drink whatever she wanted and always stayed really skinny and had flat, firm abs even though she never went to the gym. Every time she tried on jeans, the very first pair fit perfectly and made her butt look amazing. She lived in a great, big beautiful castle with her handsome husband, who was busy all the time buying her giant diamonds, taking her to Hawaii, giving her foot massages, and telling her how beautiful she was. One day, she was eaten by a dragon and no one cared. The End."
hmmm... Taylor Swift's lyrics to "Mean" come to mind here...
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ReplyDeletehmmmm....yes "Mean" would be a very appropriate description! and a "birthday" card none-the-less! if only people understood how this makes them look!
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